Aug 11, 2024
I’m damn sure that God has hired a sniper with a blank gun who’s lying hidden in a cloud with a stopwatch, watching every step I take. *The sniper wears a white pajama as camouflage.*
The Sniper Walkie-Talkies with God:
Sniper: “Hey God. It Looks Like She’s Smiling and Is Happy. Over”
God: “This Cannot Be. Fire. Over.”
Sniper: “Ok. Over.”
And every time the sniper sees me having a good time and feeling happy, he waits a certain amount of time, and then God gives him the order to fire a blank.
*pew* *pew*
I get startled, wake up from the dream, and find myself back in the mess that is my life.
This is how I imagine a higher power.
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